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Joke of the Day

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."

"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"

"[Jesus' dating profile] I love wine that's made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends."

"Gay sex is a lot like a pantomime. He's behind you."

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"*texting with girls* Her: I <3 you Me:[throws phone in disgust but picks it up and texts back angrily] you're less than 3"

"Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"[tv ad] Hey folks, this is Don Key! Come on down to Key's Automotive for.. uh- [camera still rolling] holy shit .. donkey. my name is donkey"