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Joke of the Day
"What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old."
Next Joke
"I respect you, liquor store shopping cart user."
"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."
"Everyone saying ""Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again"". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me"
"What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro."
"TIFU by getting my wife the wrong Subway sandwich Oops wrong sub"
"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."