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Joke of the Day

"Why did the devil buy so many shoes? He wanted their soles."

"Rap is 75% Crap..."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable..."

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."

"ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?"

"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."

"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"

"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"

"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."