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Joke of the Day

"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"

"Did you know that the average prom... Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion."

"And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest pulled out his tie and wet his pants."

"What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."

"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."

"Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly"

"GURU: You have achieved the state of sakrdagamin: you will reach nirvana within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six"

"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"

"Being alone with my girlfriend on Easter. ""Jesus has risen . . . and so have I."""