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Joke of the Day

"I'm obsessed with power buttons They just turn me on."

"You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux."

"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"

"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."

"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"

"With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August."

"I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much ""awesome"" in a standard-sized body."

"You enter. ""I've been expecting you,"" I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins."

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"