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Joke of the Day
"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."
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"There's been four dudes wandering around our local cemetery all morning. I think they've lost the plot."
"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!"
"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU WANNA GO RIDE BIKES??"
"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."
"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."