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Joke of the Day
"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."
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"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."
"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."
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"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."
"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."
"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""
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"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"