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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""

"What did Elon Musk get after his talk on colonizing Mars? Shit questions."

"A man came up to me and said, ""Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."" I said, ""That is very annoying."" He said, ""Well I can only apologise."""

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"

"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"

"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."

"How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth? with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw."

"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."