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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."
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"Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester."
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."
"Is your name WiFi, because I'm feeling the connection"
"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?"
"There was a prison break and I locked eyes with a midget as he climbed up the fence. As he jumped over he sneered at me and I thought, ""Well, that's a little condescending."""
"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"