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Joke of the Day
"I just enlisted my kids into the Navy. Or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower."
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"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."
"Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record."
"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"
"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."
"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"
"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car."