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Joke of the Day
"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"
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"[zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much..."
"A man walks into a bar... ... He ended up with three stiches on his nose."
"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."
"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."
"What, I'm Asian? *slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*"
"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."
"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"
"By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks."
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."