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Joke of the Day

"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."

"I envision my high school English teacher reading my tweets, lighting up cigarette after cigarette and putting each one out on her arm."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"

"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"

"I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, ""I read what you said on the internet."""

"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"

"Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again"

"What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"

"What do you call an Arab with only 1 ball. Iqubal"

"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."