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Joke of the Day

"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."

"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."

"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"

"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels."

"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"