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Joke of the Day
"85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon"
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"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""
"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."
"Husband to wife: ""I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes."" Wife: ""Oh, I dialed the wrong number"""
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
"too many moms aren't taking care of themselves, need to just laugh more, reddit moms, what makes you laugh?"
"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"
"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"
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"Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? Because they always come before it's cool."