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Joke of the Day
"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"
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"What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy."
"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."
"Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin' Oats"
"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"
"Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise."
"If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not."
"When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does."
"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"
"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."