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Joke of the Day

"Husband to wife: ""I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes."" Wife: ""Oh, I dialed the wrong number"""

"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming"

"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"

"The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps... Stop, drop, and roll!"

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"

"me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let's make him mad lol"

"I saw something really shady in my neighborhood the other day. An awning."

"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"

"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"