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Joke of the Day
"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."
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"Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me."
"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."
"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"
"What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!"
"I saved a ton of money by eating all my groceries before getting to the register."
"'Noah' plot hole: THE FOOD CHAIN."
"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."
"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""