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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch"
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"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."
"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."
"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."
"Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you."
"Friend: are you ready for our hike? Me: *filling my camelback with french onion soup* just about"
"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."