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Joke of the Day
"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."
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"Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut"
"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."
"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"
"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"
"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."
"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."
"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"