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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."

"What would batman do if he wasn't rich? He would be robin."

"When children, who are hoping for your death so one of them can claim your throne, bring you brekkie in bed, don't eat it. #FathersDay"

"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"

"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."

"My girlfriend was cooking for our guests. She told me to go in and prepare the table. So I walked in and told them all about her cooking."