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Joke of the Day
"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."
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"How does an atheist start their prayers? To Whom It May Concern"
"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."
"What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself? A nISISist"
"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"When I was young I had a fairy God mother. She said I could have one wish, either a long memory or a long penis. I can't remember what I asked for."
"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""
"So a skinhead walks into a Jewish bakery... A skinhead walking into a Jewish bakery and asks, ""How much does the challah cost?"""
"Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated."