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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
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"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."
"How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out."
"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""
"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"
"Throwing glass is wrong in some peoples eyes."
"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"
"Why does nobody like tampons? Because they're all stuck up cunts."
"You think we should see other people? I'm bipolar. I am other people."