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Joke of the Day

"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"

"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."

"Me and my GF split...she sais "" You never listen...."" Or something like that......."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"

"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge"

"Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"my doctor told me to watch my drinking and so i bought some mirrors"

"Cheerleaders are there to tell you that your team needs to score more points & the name of your team in case you forget at any given moment"