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Joke of the Day

"How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out."

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."

"The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."

"I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl"

"Here's a joke about cancer... about 1/3 of you guys will get it."

"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."