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Joke of the Day
"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."
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"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"A psychiatrist diagnosed me with kleptomania. Now I'm taking things for it."
"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"
"A song is being released in aid of the families of the Malaysian Airlines flight... It's Ukraining Men."
"14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added ""not in your pajamas"" so I'm wearing hers because good moms listen"
"I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... And she got totally bent out of shape."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"