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Joke of the Day

"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."

"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"

"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."

"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"

"What is the driest soda you can buy? Baking soda."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."

"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."

"When I was a kid my Fairy-Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I can't remember what did I chose!"

"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."

"Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife."