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Joke of the Day

"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."

"Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman."

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"What's white and in the men's 100m track final? The lines."

"My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW I always give her shit for it"

"Women used to call me ugly until they heard how much money I have Now they call me ugly and poor. (Heard a long time ago, couldn't find source)"

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"""Hey, careful with that iPod, man, that was expensive."" ""So? You didn't pay for it."" And that's how my kid learned the truth about Santa."

"Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."