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Joke of the Day

"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."

"My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, ""What would the world be like without theater?"" One of her students replied, ""Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."""

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."

"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."

"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"

"My friend thinks he is so smart. He said the only food that can make a person cry is onions... until I hit him in the face with a coconut."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."