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Joke of the Day
"Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman."
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"what is a short, yet a long password? 1 to 8"
"My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance."
"How could a leper afford a nice house? It cost an arm and a leg"
"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"How do you piss off Reddit? [deleted]"
"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."
"*at the confessional Priest: .'..and do you repent? Do you plan to repeat these sins?' Me: 'You mean, like, ever?'"
"You'll never believe what this Reddit User did after finding out he clicked on a clickbait article! Curiosity... gets you every time..."
"How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you."