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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW I always give her shit for it"
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"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
"Sunday is the only day of the week I can say, ""I'll do it in a minute,"" never do it, and not feel guilty."
"Why do urologists like UTIs? It means urine business."
"To the ""Remain"" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow."
"What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle."
"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."
"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."
"I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people. It didn't feel right, so I left."