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Joke of the Day

"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."

"Every chick magazine ever: You're beautiful and are perfect just the way you are! How to loose ten pounds in ten days you fat, ugly cow."

"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"I've been fired for a childish behaviour Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea."

"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."

"Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!"

"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."

"Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?"

"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."