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Joke of the Day
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."
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"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."
"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"I was reading about two ships that collided at sea. One was carrying red paint and the other blue paint and all the sailors were marooned."
"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"
"Why do they call dogs K-9? Because K-10 are for pussies."
"What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common? We only last 48 seconds."
"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"