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Joke of the Day

"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."

"What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane"

"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."

"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."

"Waiter is there soup on the menu ? No madam I wiped it off !"

"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."

"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."

"""Who's on first?"" ""David."" ""Cool."" -Abbott and Costello's first draft"

"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."

"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."