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Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"
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"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"
"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"
"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."
"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."