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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."
"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"
"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"
"Anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? No"
"Filling out application for new health insurance. Do you guys think ""sick of everyone & everything"" is considered a pre-existing condition?"
"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"
"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."
"Two redditors walk into a bar"
"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."