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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"
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"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."
"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."
"What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort? A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!"
"Helium walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says to him, ""We don't serve Noble gasses here!"". Helium... doesn't react."
"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."
"People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone."
"A spider the size of a golf ball is in my kitchen so I guess this is my last tweet."
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"
"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."