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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"
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"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"
"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."
"Me: I'm going across the street to get a beer. Priest: You can't bring a beer in here. This is a church. Me: I can if it's in my stomach."
"""Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours!"""
"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."
"I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells ""...1!"""
"I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed."
"My girlfriend got a sex change. I'm not crazy about it but she's happy as Larry"
"This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash."