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Joke of the Day

"This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash."

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."

"Why don't cows play poker? Because it's a high steaks game"

"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done."

"I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is."

"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"

"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""

"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"