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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend got a sex change. I'm not crazy about it but she's happy as Larry"
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"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"
"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."
"My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like ""You're about to run into that lamp!"""
"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"
"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."
"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."
"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"
"What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it."
"What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U."