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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got a sex change. I'm not crazy about it but she's happy as Larry"

"What's the difference between men and women? Agenda"

"The United States of America Yeah, That's it."

"Miley Cirus' nipple slip at MTV's VMAs"

"I finally talked to my crush today I told her that she smells different when she's awake"

"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"What does Dick Cheney call rape? Enhanced Seduction Techniques."

"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."

"My Son Is A Genius Mom 1: my son is so smart I swear he's the next Albert Einstein Mom 2: oh really? My son is the next Steven Hawking, he never gets his up off his ass"