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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."
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"Because you know I'm all about that data, bout that data. No trouble. I'm all about that data, bout that data. No trouble."
"Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco"
"What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common? It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick."
"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"
"I love it when the playoff picture begins to develop in baseball. That means football is beginning."
"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."
"Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine."