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Joke of the Day

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"Did you hear about Etchisketchestan? It got destroyed be an earthquake."

"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"

"What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."

"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"Not tryin' to brag, but my sex life is like a dormant volcano. It was fiery, but now it's inactive. Also, I killed a bunch of villagers."

"I pulled a muscle masturbating... I know, I know; you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"A baby seal walks into a club."

"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."