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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a teacher that's always late? Mr. Bus (think about it)"
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"What's the difference between a everyone and a bullet? Everyone misses Harambe."
"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""
"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"
"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."
"I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either."
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."
"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"
"What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin. ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife."