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Joke of the Day
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
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"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."
"That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology."
"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."
"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""
"Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive."
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."
"What is the leading cause of dry skin? Bath towels..."
"What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day? A barber"