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Joke of the Day

"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."

"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""

"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"

"What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes"

"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."