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Joke of the Day

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""

"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."

"Quick: how do you un-shake a baby?"

"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"

"OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died."

"Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno They're calling it, ""101 Damnations."""

"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"

"Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don't get married. If you are over 35, don't get married. If you are 35, don't get married."

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."