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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"

"Can you guess what the pirate's favorite drink is? *Hint: named after a Captain...* Black beer, duh"

"What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks? Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator."

"What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back."

"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"

"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."

"What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it."

"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"

"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."

"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"