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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."

"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."

"My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper."

"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."

"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."

"Have you ever tried North Korean food? Neither have they"

"Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby. It was a little Bigger."

"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."

"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."

"A wife is worried about her body... Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""