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Joke of the Day

"What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes"

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."

"An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant's neck; the rest of the colony screams: STRANGLE HIM ROLUNT!!!"

"I think we already know what's at the center of No Man's Sky's Galaxy Disappointment."

"Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed."

"Don't settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!"

"Where does a beaver priest live? In a God Dam House!"

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"God: why don't we text anymore? Me: you know why God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works Me: k"

"ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly"