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Joke of the Day
"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."
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"How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there."
"I tried to give myself a sex change But I just couldn't pull it off. Credit to Rohan Ganju a young upcoming Australian comedian."
"Definition of laziness:"
"My wife is playing hard to get. Rid of."
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."
"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."
"I don't know why women spend so much money on sunglasses... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!"
"What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already? Mistress: Are you done yet? Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
"So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today."