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Joke of the Day
"What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a coördinate transform."
Next Joke
"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."
"Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called ""rain checks."" This is bullshit."
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car? Because she's a woman."
"Someone flipped me off so I threw my wallet at him and said ""I love you."" He didn't even die. Killing people with kindness is hard."
"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"
"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"
"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"
"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"