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Joke of the Day
"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."
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"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"
"My friend just just dumped a funeral director she was dating. She said he was a real stiff."
"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"
"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro cinco."
"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."
"Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!"
"Imagine getting the girl of your dreams phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""definately"""