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Joke of the Day
"Definition of laziness:"
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"Are you a beaver? ...'cuz damn."
"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."
"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."
"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"
"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""
"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."
"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"
"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"